Odds Are You've Done It In Moonside
You may be thinking: "Moonside?!? But that place is just an illusion!" Well, you have dreamed before, right? I mean, all humans have dreams every once in a while, and most of us believe what goes on in our dreams is real (at least, until we awake from them, that is), don't we? There's my opening. Now, on to the point of this little work of thought and type...
Ahhh, Moonside... its people are stranger than those found in Magicant, and its scenery more beautiful than the beaches of Summers. What, though, is the most appealing reason to visit this land of mystery? That, of course, would have to be its attractions. I will now go over each one, in hopes that I might convince you to visit the wonderful city of Moonside, and make the absolute most out of your trip.
1. ENTERTAINMENT Moonside has lots to offer in the entertainment department!
For instance, if there's a little digger in the family, speed 'em over to the Dinosaur Museum! There, he or she will be able to fill their curious minds with all the information about creepy, florescent monsters they could possibly take in! Insane citizens and a crazed archaeologist make the whole trip even more of a thrill!
If prehistoric monsters aren't your cup of tea, try Jackie's Cafe! They don't actually sell tea, but they do sell the next best thing - cappucino! Yes, that's right - tasty, foaming drinks that will raise your spirits, and your bar tab! Just make sure you know when to say 'yes', or else you may just drink yourself into a bad habit!
2. ADVENTURE Moonside is just flourishing with loads of adventure waiting to happen!
A nice example of this would be the warm, roving fires which patrol the streets (and sometimes even the buildings) of the city. Step too close to one of these glowing sources of heat, and... you'll be launched into combat with a random creature of evil! Yes, that's right - a different one almost every time! How's that for heart- pounding, adrenalin-pumping action? Why, it's better than waking up back at home in complete safety (which we all know will NEVER happen - once in Moonside, you're STUCK there for LIFE! ...but I guess, as a travel agent, I shouldn't have told you that, huh?)!
3. COMEDY Moonside is the perfect place to laugh those wrinkles away!
The citizens of Moonside, though seemingly strange, are actually around to amuse and otherwise entertain you! Don't believe me? I bet you can't! Who would? Oh... ahem... like I was saying, Moonside is just crammed full of yocals ready to crack you up! They'll tickle your funny bone with a prank teleportation to somewhere you will relish visiting, or they will try and make you believe you are dying, in an effort to make you freak out. Wow... what a rush I am getting just by thinking about it! (That, and the FREE Night Pendant I am getting for doing this cheap publicity stunt).
4. MANI MANI IS ALWAYS MANI MANI AT MANI MANI WITH ALL MANI MANI MANI Moonside... ide mo ons id emoo nsi dem oo nsi de...
Wha... wha... WHAT?!? You mean to tell me that it was all a dream? B-b-ut... you were evaluating me also? So... that means you've already BEEN to Moonside before? Oh... *gulp*... so... I was telling the truth, you know. I would never try to swindle anyone out of anything! *shiver* Kind of cold in here... (boy, could I sure use a roving fire to walk into right about now!)
So, in conclusion, you are stating you've already been there, done that... basically? What else is there? I must have missed something? Trick question, isn't it? But if it isn't, and I don't answer, will I lose my job as a (terrible) travel agent? Perish the thought!
To wrap this up, I guess I should leave you with one final thought, (in hopes it will confuse you enough to allow me to run away and escape your tyranny) okay?
Have you toppled Mani Mani? ...seen the evil in his eyes? If you've watched the shadows well enough, and by that I mean every one, even your own, and can then answer those questions, then odds are you've done it in Moonside. It meaning, of course, EVERYTHING. Look into the eyes of eternity - do you recognize those eyes?
Paycheck! Woo-hoo! I'm out of here!
You may be thinking: "Moonside?!? But that place is just an illusion!" Well, you have dreamed before, right? I mean, all humans have dreams every once in a while, and most of us believe what goes on in our dreams is real (at least, until we awake from them, that is), don't we? There's my opening. Now, on to the point of this little work of thought and type...
Ahhh, Moonside... its people are stranger than those found in Magicant, and its scenery more beautiful than the beaches of Summers. What, though, is the most appealing reason to visit this land of mystery? That, of course, would have to be its attractions. I will now go over each one, in hopes that I might convince you to visit the wonderful city of Moonside, and make the absolute most out of your trip.
1. ENTERTAINMENT Moonside has lots to offer in the entertainment department!
For instance, if there's a little digger in the family, speed 'em over to the Dinosaur Museum! There, he or she will be able to fill their curious minds with all the information about creepy, florescent monsters they could possibly take in! Insane citizens and a crazed archaeologist make the whole trip even more of a thrill!
If prehistoric monsters aren't your cup of tea, try Jackie's Cafe! They don't actually sell tea, but they do sell the next best thing - cappucino! Yes, that's right - tasty, foaming drinks that will raise your spirits, and your bar tab! Just make sure you know when to say 'yes', or else you may just drink yourself into a bad habit!
2. ADVENTURE Moonside is just flourishing with loads of adventure waiting to happen!
A nice example of this would be the warm, roving fires which patrol the streets (and sometimes even the buildings) of the city. Step too close to one of these glowing sources of heat, and... you'll be launched into combat with a random creature of evil! Yes, that's right - a different one almost every time! How's that for heart- pounding, adrenalin-pumping action? Why, it's better than waking up back at home in complete safety (which we all know will NEVER happen - once in Moonside, you're STUCK there for LIFE! ...but I guess, as a travel agent, I shouldn't have told you that, huh?)!
3. COMEDY Moonside is the perfect place to laugh those wrinkles away!
The citizens of Moonside, though seemingly strange, are actually around to amuse and otherwise entertain you! Don't believe me? I bet you can't! Who would? Oh... ahem... like I was saying, Moonside is just crammed full of yocals ready to crack you up! They'll tickle your funny bone with a prank teleportation to somewhere you will relish visiting, or they will try and make you believe you are dying, in an effort to make you freak out. Wow... what a rush I am getting just by thinking about it! (That, and the FREE Night Pendant I am getting for doing this cheap publicity stunt).
4. MANI MANI IS ALWAYS MANI MANI AT MANI MANI WITH ALL MANI MANI MANI Moonside... ide mo ons id emoo nsi dem oo nsi de...
Wha... wha... WHAT?!? You mean to tell me that it was all a dream? B-b-ut... you were evaluating me also? So... that means you've already BEEN to Moonside before? Oh... *gulp*... so... I was telling the truth, you know. I would never try to swindle anyone out of anything! *shiver* Kind of cold in here... (boy, could I sure use a roving fire to walk into right about now!)
So, in conclusion, you are stating you've already been there, done that... basically? What else is there? I must have missed something? Trick question, isn't it? But if it isn't, and I don't answer, will I lose my job as a (terrible) travel agent? Perish the thought!
To wrap this up, I guess I should leave you with one final thought, (in hopes it will confuse you enough to allow me to run away and escape your tyranny) okay?
Have you toppled Mani Mani? ...seen the evil in his eyes? If you've watched the shadows well enough, and by that I mean every one, even your own, and can then answer those questions, then odds are you've done it in Moonside. It meaning, of course, EVERYTHING. Look into the eyes of eternity - do you recognize those eyes?
Paycheck! Woo-hoo! I'm out of here!
