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The Librarian Strikes Back - by PikaBot

The Librarian Strikes Back

Hi-Ho! Perhaps you remember me from my article ZeroWing=bad… where I told you that those stupid catch phrases where sent by the Giygans to drain our brains. I come before you again to alert you to another serious threat from the Giygans (As you can tell, I am slightly obsessed with the Giygans).

Note from friend Allen: Believe me!!! It is true!!!

First, I thought about the librarian. Then I thought of the town map. And then I thought about how you have to return it in 2001. Then I set out to find out why you have to return it in 2001. Why 2001? So I went to Jackie’s Café and went over to what was left of the Mani Mani statue. I located the memory chip. I then plugged it into my armor’s computers. From there, I ascertained- What? You want to know how I knew to check the Mani Mani Statue? Well, you know the old saying: The reveal all is Humane, to tell them nothing or distribute the information on a need-to-know basis is crazy (And keeps you the top spy in the biz). So I’m not going to tell you! But here’s what the chip had:

In 2001, the Giygans will invade. Their attack will totally rearrange the face of the planet, making the town map useless. Well, I hear you chorus: ‘How does the librarian know?’ Well, you see, the librarian is a Giygan plant. And she’s so arrogant that she’s giving us a big fat hint.

I didn’t get any specifics on the attack, though, because a /@#$% security function kicked in just then, and it sent an EMP through my armor’s system, completely wiping all memory. I am now reprogramming my armor while simultaneously cursing the statue, the Giygans and life in general.


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