Super Mega Ultra Epic Super Buddha Theory Of Awesomeness
Super Buddha is the God of all video games. He lives in the heavens where all video game characters go when they die. Well, except the evil ones. How he got there is an interesting story. He began as just the God of all things Mother related. He was revered by all, even the higher ups, including the website staff, the forum mods, and the Radio PSI DJs. Even that troll Falcon24 pays his respects to the Super Buddha altar in the Starmen.net headquarters. Recently, Super Buddha had realized that the headquarters, as well as the website, had fallen into disarray. He brought everyone together for a board meeting, and asked a simple question: "Why can you not keep things updated like the radio crew does? I look at the homepage every day and all I see is posts about the insane fun you can have on weekends with Radio PSI! Why you no fix things on website???" After firing all the staff members he didn't like, Super Buddha sat down. He pulled out a cigar and adjusted his fedora, like the badass businessman/diety that he is. "Open the member's guide on the forums. Call everyone in for job interviews. I don't care if some are already employed, or that the list is thousands of pages long, just get me the best Mother fans possible!" After 3 long months, hundreds of cups of coffee, 54,000 interviewees, and lots of paperwork, the new staff was hired. Super Buddha marveled at how quickly the website was updated and the cleaning up had began. 40 days after the official announcement of the new staff, Reid, Tomato, Jeff, and the rest of the old staff members walked outside and watched as Super Buddha was ascending into the sky. As he rose, he smiled and said "my friends, I have been promoted. Shigeru Miyamoto (creator of Mario and Zelda for those who don't know) got bored of his job as God of all, and he has taken note of my actions here and chosen me as his successor. I thank you all for everything. By the way, I choose GENERAL Bozo as my successor. Farewell." Jeff fainted. Tomato bodypalmed onto the sidewalk. They nervously called all the staff together to make the announcement. As they repeated Super Buddha's last words to his disciples, the entire meeting room went silent. Some cried. Some fidgeted out of nervousness. Falcon24 got up and left to go clean out his office. Business went on as usual around the office, but the awkwardness of Bozo being the leader never went away. About a week later, Commander-in-Chief Bozo was outside eating lunch when he saw a figure fall from the sky and plop onto the hard concrete. His eyes widened, and he rushed over to see if the person was ok. He was shocked to see that it was Super Buddha himself. He stepped back as Super Buddha got up. "Good day, my dear Super Buddha. What brings you back so soon?" Super Buddha walked up to Bozo as some of the staff had noticed and came outside. With the entire starmen.net staff looking on, he looked Bozo straight in the eye, and screamed "BOZO!!!!!! I AM DISSAPOINT!!! Every time I go on the website, you still keep that "Bozo Promoted" news post stickied to the top, so no one can easily see what else is going on right away. I will not tolerate your arrogance. You're fired!" Bozo dropped to his knees in a cold sweat, unsure of what to say. He looked up as the entire staff crew heaved a big sigh of relief. And with that, Super Buddha chose to go back to his job of being the Mother God. As for his successor as Lord of all video games, that would go to Luigi. Kame was thrilled.
Super Buddha is the God of all video games. He lives in the heavens where all video game characters go when they die. Well, except the evil ones. How he got there is an interesting story. He began as just the God of all things Mother related. He was revered by all, even the higher ups, including the website staff, the forum mods, and the Radio PSI DJs. Even that troll Falcon24 pays his respects to the Super Buddha altar in the Starmen.net headquarters. Recently, Super Buddha had realized that the headquarters, as well as the website, had fallen into disarray. He brought everyone together for a board meeting, and asked a simple question: "Why can you not keep things updated like the radio crew does? I look at the homepage every day and all I see is posts about the insane fun you can have on weekends with Radio PSI! Why you no fix things on website???" After firing all the staff members he didn't like, Super Buddha sat down. He pulled out a cigar and adjusted his fedora, like the badass businessman/diety that he is. "Open the member's guide on the forums. Call everyone in for job interviews. I don't care if some are already employed, or that the list is thousands of pages long, just get me the best Mother fans possible!" After 3 long months, hundreds of cups of coffee, 54,000 interviewees, and lots of paperwork, the new staff was hired. Super Buddha marveled at how quickly the website was updated and the cleaning up had began. 40 days after the official announcement of the new staff, Reid, Tomato, Jeff, and the rest of the old staff members walked outside and watched as Super Buddha was ascending into the sky. As he rose, he smiled and said "my friends, I have been promoted. Shigeru Miyamoto (creator of Mario and Zelda for those who don't know) got bored of his job as God of all, and he has taken note of my actions here and chosen me as his successor. I thank you all for everything. By the way, I choose GENERAL Bozo as my successor. Farewell." Jeff fainted. Tomato bodypalmed onto the sidewalk. They nervously called all the staff together to make the announcement. As they repeated Super Buddha's last words to his disciples, the entire meeting room went silent. Some cried. Some fidgeted out of nervousness. Falcon24 got up and left to go clean out his office. Business went on as usual around the office, but the awkwardness of Bozo being the leader never went away. About a week later, Commander-in-Chief Bozo was outside eating lunch when he saw a figure fall from the sky and plop onto the hard concrete. His eyes widened, and he rushed over to see if the person was ok. He was shocked to see that it was Super Buddha himself. He stepped back as Super Buddha got up. "Good day, my dear Super Buddha. What brings you back so soon?" Super Buddha walked up to Bozo as some of the staff had noticed and came outside. With the entire starmen.net staff looking on, he looked Bozo straight in the eye, and screamed "BOZO!!!!!! I AM DISSAPOINT!!! Every time I go on the website, you still keep that "Bozo Promoted" news post stickied to the top, so no one can easily see what else is going on right away. I will not tolerate your arrogance. You're fired!" Bozo dropped to his knees in a cold sweat, unsure of what to say. He looked up as the entire staff crew heaved a big sigh of relief. And with that, Super Buddha chose to go back to his job of being the Mother God. As for his successor as Lord of all video games, that would go to Luigi. Kame was thrilled.
