Shy and Tenda
From the ashened questions we let burn out, Pheen-X tries to bring these questions back to life, with an inferno of answers. Today's question, Tenda, what are they, and where are they from? Well, believe or not, they use to be the most talkative bunch you could meet(trust me, they wouldn't shut up, even after attaching some fly paper on their mouths...and eyes, don't ask got a bit carried away.) and they were willing to give me a story.
It all started, 5X years ago, back when the lines for Eagleland Idol got too long to wait for. It was this annoyance(and the constant short jokes) that sent them to find a place they could do a competition where they could compete amongst one another...and they ended up being sent on a raft for the constant bickering and brawls they started in line.
Soon, the raft crashed in the trees of the deep darkness(strange wind currents) sending them to the ground below, and getting grass stains all over their bodies(they used to be orange) turning them green. And if things couldn't get any worse, there was only a swamp in one direction, and a mountain behind them. But with the use of their heads(both figurativly and literally, they smashed their heads on the rocks) they busted through, and made a cave where they could sing in peace...and competition.
Of course, sooner or later every tenda had their issues, starting to diss on eachothers fashion sense and singing style(funny how they were naked 24/7) and just kept to their own corner of the cave. Yet one thing brought them together. A rock.
One tenda came across a rock that said to talk to them, saying how they were all better than most popular pop singers of today, reminding them how it could be worse. So singing in harmony, they became a group, building a village within the cave.
Now, what caused them to go silent. Word got around about certain Youtube sensations, causing them to make sure to never get filmed singing...and causing them to break their computer...and never wanted to be told what day of the week it was(the way I saw it...it was a smart move).
Well, that about sums up the Tendas, as good as I can remember what they told me. So, another question is left to crackle in a silent flame, and with that, this is Pheen-X saying................
From the ashened questions we let burn out, Pheen-X tries to bring these questions back to life, with an inferno of answers. Today's question, Tenda, what are they, and where are they from? Well, believe or not, they use to be the most talkative bunch you could meet(trust me, they wouldn't shut up, even after attaching some fly paper on their mouths...and eyes, don't ask got a bit carried away.) and they were willing to give me a story.
It all started, 5X years ago, back when the lines for Eagleland Idol got too long to wait for. It was this annoyance(and the constant short jokes) that sent them to find a place they could do a competition where they could compete amongst one another...and they ended up being sent on a raft for the constant bickering and brawls they started in line.
Soon, the raft crashed in the trees of the deep darkness(strange wind currents) sending them to the ground below, and getting grass stains all over their bodies(they used to be orange) turning them green. And if things couldn't get any worse, there was only a swamp in one direction, and a mountain behind them. But with the use of their heads(both figurativly and literally, they smashed their heads on the rocks) they busted through, and made a cave where they could sing in peace...and competition.
Of course, sooner or later every tenda had their issues, starting to diss on eachothers fashion sense and singing style(funny how they were naked 24/7) and just kept to their own corner of the cave. Yet one thing brought them together. A rock.
One tenda came across a rock that said to talk to them, saying how they were all better than most popular pop singers of today, reminding them how it could be worse. So singing in harmony, they became a group, building a village within the cave.
Now, what caused them to go silent. Word got around about certain Youtube sensations, causing them to make sure to never get filmed singing...and causing them to break their computer...and never wanted to be told what day of the week it was(the way I saw it...it was a smart move).
Well, that about sums up the Tendas, as good as I can remember what they told me. So, another question is left to crackle in a silent flame, and with that, this is Pheen-X saying................
