Chillin with the Chiller
From the ashened questions we let burn out, Pheen-X tries to bring these questions back to life, with an inferno of answers. This weeks question, how'd Snowcap mountains get capped with a refrigerator? Well...kinda apparent I try to avoid the cold at all costs...but in the name of theories...it must be done.
Journying to the Snowcap Mountains was a pain, but a local yeti nearly knocked me out by attempting to do televised stunts clearly told not to attempt. He was about to blame me for everything until I saved his life from a few chilly dogs. He decided to repay the deed by taking me to his home under the snow...joy.
Upon entry and another coat, his home was filled to the brim with kitchen appliances from blenders, to ice cube trays, to dishwashers, and...to fridges. It was easy to say...I was confused.
"Me tried to sell appliances to peoples to repay medical bills friend has." The yeti informed me. I was still lost, when a question hit the tip of my mind.
"By any chance, do you know a kid by the name of Jeff?"
"Jeff? Uh, me has pink cousin in another land. He visits and I think he said one thing about a Jeff, though his main topic seems to be about Jerky and Donuts and...ugh...Jerky Donuts." Hmm, upon these clues, I left the mountains on a journey out of the cold(with a new toaster...What, it was on discount, though I question the safety of having a toaster on a mountain of snow, but anyway)
I thought I was free from the cold...I really need to punch my travel agent. My clues led me to the lab of Dr. Andonuts in Winters. I had to take on a few ducks and rams, but I met up with the balding prof. Upon my introduction, I noticed the Cave Boy trying to pound a strip of jerky into a jelly donut, and I felt this was the right place.
"So, Mr. Andonuts-"
"Doctor."
"Don't interupt. Now, Mr. Andonuts, by any chance is Jeff home?"
"Uh, yes, one sec. JEFF!" That'll be the last time I sit in front of a Shout activated cuckoo clock.
"Ah Dad, are my sheets finally clean ye-" He froze upon seeing me, and was saved by his father.
"This here, uh..."
"Theorizer"
"Theorizer asked to see you."
"Yes, I need to ask you Jeff, have you recently fixed any kitchen appliances lately?" The whole room fell quiet, and I felt as if I was being stared at.
"K-k-kitchen appliances, uh...no. Not since...November 22nd."
"May I ask...does it by chance involve a fridge?"
"HOW'D YOU...ugh, yes. You see, my friend Ness called me in asking to fix his mom's fridge so they wouldn't have to waste more of his father's money which seems to have depleted in intake. I figured it was just the chiller, so I tried to use my invention, The Instant Freeze-Breeze."
"And I'm guessing that caused it to explode?"
"What, of course not, it worked like a charm. It's just that...well let's just say you shouldn't have bottle rockets around with you at all times...especially when you're friends with a guy that uses his finger as a blow torch. You see, what'd happen was-"
"Wait, how many rockets did you have with you?"
"Uh...full inventory, and technically there were about 5 times as much."
"Multi-bottle rockets."
"Bingo. Anyway, I'd placed my pack next to the fridge so as to keep my tool nearby, and Ness tried to help...and forgot that psychic flames branch out and...well...the pack took off with the fridge." It all came together after that. Still, kinda surprised the thing didn't explode, then again, I've seen other CERTAIN movies do stranger things with fridges. My guess is that the snow must have cooled the rocket contents before explosion upon landing.
Now we know how the fridge got on Snowcap and where it came from...and who caused it to get up there.
And thus, another question is left to heat me up in a warm, toasty campfire. So this is Pheen-X saying...I want a popsicle now.
From the ashened questions we let burn out, Pheen-X tries to bring these questions back to life, with an inferno of answers. This weeks question, how'd Snowcap mountains get capped with a refrigerator? Well...kinda apparent I try to avoid the cold at all costs...but in the name of theories...it must be done.
Journying to the Snowcap Mountains was a pain, but a local yeti nearly knocked me out by attempting to do televised stunts clearly told not to attempt. He was about to blame me for everything until I saved his life from a few chilly dogs. He decided to repay the deed by taking me to his home under the snow...joy.
Upon entry and another coat, his home was filled to the brim with kitchen appliances from blenders, to ice cube trays, to dishwashers, and...to fridges. It was easy to say...I was confused.
"Me tried to sell appliances to peoples to repay medical bills friend has." The yeti informed me. I was still lost, when a question hit the tip of my mind.
"By any chance, do you know a kid by the name of Jeff?"
"Jeff? Uh, me has pink cousin in another land. He visits and I think he said one thing about a Jeff, though his main topic seems to be about Jerky and Donuts and...ugh...Jerky Donuts." Hmm, upon these clues, I left the mountains on a journey out of the cold(with a new toaster...What, it was on discount, though I question the safety of having a toaster on a mountain of snow, but anyway)
I thought I was free from the cold...I really need to punch my travel agent. My clues led me to the lab of Dr. Andonuts in Winters. I had to take on a few ducks and rams, but I met up with the balding prof. Upon my introduction, I noticed the Cave Boy trying to pound a strip of jerky into a jelly donut, and I felt this was the right place.
"So, Mr. Andonuts-"
"Doctor."
"Don't interupt. Now, Mr. Andonuts, by any chance is Jeff home?"
"Uh, yes, one sec. JEFF!" That'll be the last time I sit in front of a Shout activated cuckoo clock.
"Ah Dad, are my sheets finally clean ye-" He froze upon seeing me, and was saved by his father.
"This here, uh..."
"Theorizer"
"Theorizer asked to see you."
"Yes, I need to ask you Jeff, have you recently fixed any kitchen appliances lately?" The whole room fell quiet, and I felt as if I was being stared at.
"K-k-kitchen appliances, uh...no. Not since...November 22nd."
"May I ask...does it by chance involve a fridge?"
"HOW'D YOU...ugh, yes. You see, my friend Ness called me in asking to fix his mom's fridge so they wouldn't have to waste more of his father's money which seems to have depleted in intake. I figured it was just the chiller, so I tried to use my invention, The Instant Freeze-Breeze."
"And I'm guessing that caused it to explode?"
"What, of course not, it worked like a charm. It's just that...well let's just say you shouldn't have bottle rockets around with you at all times...especially when you're friends with a guy that uses his finger as a blow torch. You see, what'd happen was-"
"Wait, how many rockets did you have with you?"
"Uh...full inventory, and technically there were about 5 times as much."
"Multi-bottle rockets."
"Bingo. Anyway, I'd placed my pack next to the fridge so as to keep my tool nearby, and Ness tried to help...and forgot that psychic flames branch out and...well...the pack took off with the fridge." It all came together after that. Still, kinda surprised the thing didn't explode, then again, I've seen other CERTAIN movies do stranger things with fridges. My guess is that the snow must have cooled the rocket contents before explosion upon landing.
Now we know how the fridge got on Snowcap and where it came from...and who caused it to get up there.
And thus, another question is left to heat me up in a warm, toasty campfire. So this is Pheen-X saying...I want a popsicle now.
