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The Doctor's Ransom - by firej7

The Doctor's Ransom

*Yaaawwwwwwnn* hmm, man, my captivity kept me away for so long. Curse you ice cream man and your frozen treats. But, I have recovered from hibernation, and feel it my duty to return to theorizing. And thus, cue intro.
From the ashened questions we let burn out, Pheen-X tries to bring these questions back to life, with an inferno of answers. This weeks question, why would Dr. Andonuts help a despicable person like Porky? Well...he had no choice.
You see, it all started back in Winters. Dr. Andonuts was enojoying his meal of beef jerky and donuts when he realized he was upon short supplies of donuts. So he decided to take a trip to the nearby Krispy Kreme. Only upon his arrival, he fell to his knees yelling a loud "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Upon being seen by a former worker, he asked why his doughed nirvana would close. The answer...was kinda obvious. A high industrious shop like it had such low business considering the only buyers were school teachers, Tessie watchers, and...him. And since the Tessie watchers left after sighting the beast, the shop closed down and the manager moved to a more industrious place filled with cops (currently been seen in Onett)
Andonuts, was in a panic. He feared what would happen if he finished his last dozen of donuts. The next day though, his pet caveman finished 11 of the 12, leaving the doctor with a mere 1 donut. He breathed heavily, panicked, and then, thought of a plan. He'd clone it. But just as he prepared his cloning water, it vanished with a note.
"Yew will help me in mai evel plot, or youll nevah see ur donut agayn. Sign, Anonomys. AKA, Porky. AKAKA Pokey Minch."
At first, he questioned who this was. Then...his penmanship and grammar. But more importantly, he had to get his donut back, at any cost! So he jumped into his nearest time machine, and vanished to the future, where he was made a slave, just to rescue the donut he loved.
Will he rescue his donut?! Will he be forced to be a slave his whole life?! Will he be forced to give Porky a sponge bath?!
Well, those answers *urp* remain a mystery, for after *belllch* Porky's defeat, Andonuts vanished, and *hic* his donut along with him.
"Did you like the fried dough my theorizing friend?"
"U-umm, Ando, kinda finishing a theory here"
"Ah, yes yes, go ahead and finish, I got plenty more to share"
Ahem, as I was, the answers remain a mystery.
And thus, another question is left to burn in a deep fried flame. This is PheenX saying...CURSE YOU ICE CREAM MAAAAAAAAAAAN!


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