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Zelda: TOot. An Evil plot? - by Rockwell

Zelda: TOot. An Evil plot?

This is my first article, so bear with me.

Well, the topic may not sound EB-related. But read on first.

We have all known EarthBound and loved it at the same time. But a certain company known as, "Nintendo" hates its poor graphic and its rich, unique and funny plot. What I am suspecting is that Nintendo is not looking forward to releasing EarthBound 64.

Why, you ask? Well, if you haven't seen Tomato's Mother 2 to EarthBound page, then you have missed out alot. Mother 2 was full of vulgar, objective and terrible sexual innuendoes. Nintendo got upset having to change everything. Including the cross sign on the hostipal. Now, you might think I'm rambling, but I'm not.

What I think Nintendo had done was put in a secert hypnosis beam in the game that will be released as soon as all EarthBounders will start playing. As soon that happens, NOA will push a button and thus, revealing a swirly line. You know, a line that goes around to the center and never stop. Then when they put the EBers under submission, they will begin speaking. Their quotes would be like this, "This is NOA, we have you in our control. Those who are not EarthBounders, leave the game immediately. Now, EarthBounders, we have you in our trap. Repeat after me, 'I don't want EarthBound 64... I don't want EarthBound 64', good. When I clap my hands, you will awaken. Forgetting everything and only remember hating EarthBound."

Scary, no? Maybe we should be extremely careful. Possibly, that won't happen. But I just like to tell you something that could happen.

In conclusion, I strongly encourage all EarthBounders not to play Zelda: The Orcina of Time at the same time. Thank you for reading my article.


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